I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 10, 2022

Raider

To leave the place where you are presantly.

Yo im about to raider. or raider man you drawlin

by philly cat December 16, 2003

Raider Fan

A real, true fan of the Oakland Raiders.

Let's separate the real fans from the high crackheads who show up and get in fights. The first have to be the best fans any sports team could ask for. They dress up, and yell, and love the Raiders to give them support. They treat the Raiders as more than a sports team, more like a way of life. then there are the drunk assholes, who are often categorized with the diehard fans, but rather they do not care whether the Raiders win or lose, just how drunk they can get and how many fights they can get into. Those two groups of fans being clumped into one is a terrible thing.

OAKLAND A'S SUCK!!!!!

I am a true Raider fan, not one of those drunk assholes who show up just to get into fights.

by Master P July 2, 2003

Racer

Losers in tights who think that the fastest is the best.

Bob: Hey look at that silly racer with the tight pants.

Bobby: Doesn't he know that it'll kill his sperm?

by D0u61a5 May 21, 2009

raiderus fanus

a complete and utter idiot

my freind got a zero on the sat's so therefor he is a raiderus fanus

by michael sterns January 30, 2003

womb raiders

a lovely musical act from california that specialize in extreme gore/death metal. They are also dead sexy!

Darnell:OH MY! DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WOMB RAIDERS PLAY LAST NIGHT?

Laquanda: Ohhhh shhhhit! yez i dun seen dem mofos plizay! day be da shizzile fo show!!!

by wombraiders November 5, 2005

pee pee rager page

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

by Barnaby J October 9, 2008