Pork Rodeo

When doing a larger girl from behind you grab on to her and hold tight and wisper in her ear that she is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with and try to hold on for eight seconds

I was so wasted last night and ended up doing the pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.

by ballydude May 11, 2009

One handed rodeo

The sexual act of doing doggy style with one hand in the air for your watching audience

Look that nigga just did the one handed rodeo on that bitch

by Josef c Bokeyno October 16, 2009

doggy rodeo

when two people are doing it doggy style, the guy says to the girl "i have aids!!!" at this point the girl will try to get away, it is the guys objective to keep her in that position and to continue having sex. very similar to a cowboy trying to stay on the bull at a rodeo.

Guy on phone: dude can you bail me out of jail? i tried to pull a doggy rodeo on this chick and she called the cops!

by Evan9 June 25, 2006

filthy rodeo clown

When you got your girl in doggy style while she is on her monthly cycle you start hooting and hollering like you are at the rodeo. When things get red enough you pull out and announce to her that she is about to become a filthy rodeo clown. You then dab your unit on her nose round and round until it is completely red like a rodeo clown. Then you tell her that the bull needs to get behind her one more time and finish the job up.

Hey Dave!! I got pissed off last night when I left the bar and went home with Roxanna. I gave her a filthy rodeo clown and I didn't even have to tell her what to do...she said she had already done it many times !!!

by SitzWell June 21, 2006

rodeo salad

Getting your salad tossed while recieving oral from another chick and grabbing both heads,creating a rodeo bull riding effect,and a rumble in the balls.

Pat brought home two skanks last night, I walked in on a rodeo salad, that shit was hilarious

by Jheath420 October 16, 2007

Romeose

A state of being, in that the person afflicted is in a state of constant whining, due to the unrequited love of another. Taken from the name Romeo, a character from a Shakespearean tragedy who is even introduced as pining for another girl, and the word Morose, meaning gloomy.

We were going to see if Amber wanted to hang out with us, but she was being really Romeose and wouldn't stop whining about how James doesn't love her.

by Tribbs December 4, 2010

RomCom Filth

The nasty mung that winds up or grows on the couch/bed after a successful rom-com date

What's that weird stain on your satin pillow?

Oh, yeah. Sally and I went and saw X last night...it went well. So, yeah.

So yeah ... that's just some RomCom Filth I'm laying on?

Yeah.

by Battlestar Pro Falactica January 25, 2011