Chief Queef Latiff

This term comes from the highest echilon of Queef Sneefing.

When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.

"Wow Charles! I heard you got promoted to Chief Queef Latiff! You must be chuffed!"

"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"

by Jonesing4Queef September 29, 2009

queef

a fart out of the vaginal area

"dude when i tried to finger myself, i queef ed so loud

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

queef leaf

When you queef on a leaf, and it makes a squeeky noise.

I accidently did a queef leaf.

by Jason10101 May 26, 2008

queef

The whole-body covering worn by particularly ugly ultra-orthodox muslim women as a mark of oppression. Related to a burkha, but usually found in pastel colours and on the clearance rack for 75% off.

Wow! Look at that lovely mauve queef she is wearing!

Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.

by loathsome in london October 26, 2011

Queefeck

One who queefs on the necks of other people.

Person A: Fuck off.
Person B: God, you're such a queefeck!

by Yumegami May 16, 2010

Queef Rocket

A vaginal sneeze. Something that occurs after sexual intercourse when the penis is removed from the vagina.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.

I was banging my girl last night,and after I finished I pulled out,and was greeted by a Queef rocket

by Ass-cone June 8, 2011

beefy queefies

1. An episode of constant farting which stinks like a third-world storm drain and is usually brought on by some type of ethnic food.

2. Taking a shit and moaning like a woman giving birth.

1. "I went to Chipotle for lunch and now I've got a case of the beefy queefies, and I'm very afraid of leaving a pool of Bosco in my underwear."
2. "Dude, Henry's in the can, shouting like a maternity patient. Guess he's got the beefy queefies."

by Abdallah Price May 22, 2010