prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017

Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.

"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.

by Moby small June 24, 2018

Thottimus prime

Noushie

Thottimus prime is so noushie

by ThottimusPrime July 21, 2018

Prime Swarm

Indonesian High Octane War Clan est. 2018 in the mobile game Clash of Clans.

Prime Swarm

by Dead Chief July 22, 2018

Prime Swarm

Indonesian High Octane War Clan est. 2018 in the game Clash of Clans.

Prime Swarm

by Dead Chief July 22, 2018

Prime Now

To prepare (or prime) ones body with hydration before a marathon drinking session, in quick fashion

There's a long day of drinking ahead of us. We better prime now a Gatorade!

by MSDos622 July 25, 2018

Thotomis prime

When a female is so confident in her capacity to control a man with her body, other thots start to treat her like the leader of the pack. Following her every move on the way to hoe superiority.

Friend: did you see all those women following Nikki?
Me: yes they call her thotomis prime, following her every move

by THOTOBOT January 19, 2019