prejaculation

The time when you are masturbating hard enough and know you are about to blow some good chunks but it just hasn't hapoened yet.

I was in the bathroom, feeling good, and all of a sudden, I felt it coming. However, it was only prejaculation; it hadn't quite come out yet.

by togotoog December 28, 2011

Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.

My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.

by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010

Premature Checkinulation

checking in on Foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.

Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'

Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'

15 min later.

Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'

Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'

by tommypjr April 22, 2010

Porch Preacher

A person (most likely a man) that sits in his front yard or garage and preaches about God. You may see him with a guitar.

That man right there is a PORCH PREACHER.

by rewrew July 31, 2009

promaculiadoit

Promaculiadoit(PRO-MA-CUE-LE-A-DOIT) -
the lowest possible level of dumb and insignificant. see alsoidiot, moron, ignoramus, nimrod.

You stupid little promaculiadoit, you wasted half a second of my time.

by paul ishak September 3, 2005

preaching to the priest

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye tapta hai Loray !!!! It means dont teach the priest to do his mother efing Job .

daanish said " preaching to the priest "and arham had to be a bitch about it !

by Ddawg1722 October 21, 2013

premature withdrawal

the act of pulling the penis out of the vagina before ejaculation begins so as to prevent pregnancy.

He has adopted premature withdrawal as a means of safe sex.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2011