pillow cheeks

An ass so fat you can fall asleep in/on the cheeks

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm sorry i overslept in the pillow cheeks

by Chocolate diesel March 07, 2017

Mom pillow

When it's very cold outside and your mom dresses you in layers.

Me: *waddling to school* Uhhh I feel like a mom pillow.

by Crazy_as_Cora November 16, 2018

hairy pillow

when a couple just had sex and the girl starts to pass out and she is so comfy but then she feels hair and realzes that she was sleeping on her boyfriends hairy ass = the hairy pillow

last night i had the best sex ever but then i fell asleep on a hiary pillow...

by Rach and J. Sciacca February 14, 2005

Shame Pillow

an object (Read as pillow, back pack, blanket etc.) used to cover an awkward public erection

Man Christmas got wierd this year, I swear my Dad was rock'n a shame pillow half way through watching the Lion King

by Dr. Sydney Viscous January 15, 2011

Pillow biter

A human that is being fucked in the butt while there face is stuffed into a clothe sack filled with feathers.

The underground club known as " cornholes" is filled with dirty pillow biters.

by The A GAME April 01, 2011

wet pillow

when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.

i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !

by trev June 17, 2006

Pillow Pussy

The pussy of a very in shape woman, who happens to have cunt lips that resemble that of a sideways Manwhich. Not to be confused with a fupa}

Tom: "Dude i was fucking Cindy last night, I beat that Pillow Pussy for hours!"

Dick: "Doesn't your dick hurt?"

Tom: "Nan, what part of Pillow Pussy do you not understand asshat?"

by Lipton #352 December 16, 2008