Patron strain of the Mexican flu

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

by The Silly Human February 22, 2011

Patronuphobia

A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.

Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?

Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.

by Cephklok June 11, 2011

Patrook

Name;

One bad ass mother fucker. If you know a guy named Patrick, who is indeed awesome, call him Patrook.

"Hey, man, did you see Patrick earlier? He's so intense!"

"Nahh, man we call him Patrook now. Dude's awesome!!"

by AlainaTheRawrasaurus October 14, 2011

Patro Station

A stack of tube TVs hooked up to VCRs playing nothing but hard core pornography from the 1980's.

Let's set up a Patro Station and do this party right!

by naydog12 October 1, 2012

Petroleum Heartbreak

After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.

After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:

1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.

We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak

by pyrocute August 27, 2013

pathological interrupter

When you are expressing an important concept or imparting an important situation, the pathological interrupter will change topics in mid-sentence as you are speaking. They continue to do it after you call them on it because they are insecure in themselves and don't realize they are doing it.

I was telling them a story about how the neighbors were robbed at gunpoint and the pathological interrupter started speaking about his greatness at his job and how important he is there.

by romdo308 October 7, 2013

patroscending

The exact boarder between patronizing and condescending, where the feign of patronizing kindness increases to the point that it is so apparent, that were it any more so, it would simply be condescending. The balancing point upon which this word may appropriately be used is often determinable only by intonation and accompanying visual clues.

Synonym: condenizing

A phrase possibly classifiable as patroscending - "your ability to instantly discern the meaning of the most contrived twords and chackronyms is amazballs covered in awesome sauce"

by carpe mañana March 8, 2014