party wench

Chick with big cans that drinks you under the table, but you never, never, ever want to sleep with her.

Cathy is my best party wench!

Damn Jen, you party wench, get the hell outa my bed!

by tree February 2, 2004

Party Pete

An animal, With a steady diet of liquor and other substances.

Guy 1: Wheres Party Pete?

Guy 2: I dunno, but i bet hes going hard.

by peteypablo204 February 19, 2010

party proof

To clean your (or friends) house of valubles before a large party.

me john and kelli party proofed my house but someone stool my blender.

by maclinton February 19, 2006

Sober Party

A term for a party that doesn't involve alcohol, usually before an event you can't go drunk to.

John: So is there a party before prom?
Sean: Yeah but it's a sober party, they're kicking kids out of school if you go to prom drunk.

by Wiley912 April 30, 2009

Party Roach

People you dont really know or hangout with that seem to be at every party you throw.

dude 1: Yo who invited those wiggers?

dude 2: No idea man, they're at every party.

dude 1: Fuckin party roaches...

by T-Murf October 30, 2009

Land Party

A misnomer commonly heard from un-hip parents and those of impaired hearing, stemming from the phrase "LAN party," where LAN stands for "Local Area Network." They often feature pizza and stimulants, such as sugar, caffeine, and guarana, can last upwards of 40 hours, and frequently cause participants to be dead to the world for a day or two afterward. See also: LAN Party.

Dad: "You kids all ready for your LAND PARTY tonight?"
Kids: <roll their eyes>
Dad: "What?"
Kids: "Hahaha, right, dad. We're ready off the LAND party. Just let me grab a CAND of coke, MAND. Are we taking the car or the VAND?"

by gjemmott March 15, 2009

homework party

when you want to hang out with friends, but have too much homework to do so you get together to do homework. only sometimes does homework actually get finished.

a: hey what are you doing?
b: oh just studying at my friend's dorm.
a: are you having a homework party? o_O

by _laine March 14, 2008