Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 29, 2023
And that is why trivialize.
Hym "See, you say that but really you're just omitting the part that matters and obfuscating what is actually going on so that you can push a message that will convince people to allow you to tilt the scales I your favor indefinitely."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
Despite their apparent concern for 'the planet', they never seem to recognize that humans are also a large part of the biogeochemical cycle (aside from pollution) and thus also a part of the planet that should be preserved. Not everyone is compatible with a vegan or vegetarian diet, nor do those diets change anything at all besides one's weakening ones immune system due to lack of meat-based protein.
Chitin (found in bugs) is indigestible to humans, and bugs can also carry many dangerous parasites such as E. coli. The fact that some third-world countries consider bugs a delicacy is not a valid argument, since most of the countries in which that is the case have suffered from genocidal famine.
Nor do they seem to look beyond the surface level of their activism, such as where and how the brands that they love are manufactured or shipped to them (in China, using or by using fossil fuels). Or whether the politicians and celebrities that they support, that publicly on social media genuflect at the climate altar, themselves fly exclusively in private jets, or were otherwise exposed to have ties to (such as by being part of the board of directors of) major oil companies.
Notwithstanding that they are effectively clueless and misinformed about the majority of environmental issues, still somehow they will make it a point to virtue signal to you in some way about their 'enlightened' climate status if you dare disagree with them or view the topic as moot.
Chitin (found in bugs) is indigestible to humans, and bugs can also carry many dangerous parasites such as E. coli. The fact that some third-world countries consider bugs a delicacy is not a valid argument, since most of the countries in which that is the case have suffered from genocidal famine.
Nor do they seem to look beyond the surface level of their activism, such as where and how the brands that they love are manufactured or shipped to them (in China, using or by using fossil fuels). Or whether the politicians and celebrities that they support, that publicly on social media genuflect at the climate altar, themselves fly exclusively in private jets, or were otherwise exposed to have ties to (such as by being part of the board of directors of) major oil companies.
Notwithstanding that they are effectively clueless and misinformed about the majority of environmental issues, still somehow they will make it a point to virtue signal to you in some way about their 'enlightened' climate status if you dare disagree with them or view the topic as moot.
by Ashraile November 09, 2022
As a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE I got tired of these DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I who were METH HEADS and had sympathizers and for years bowed down to a METH HEAD AND METH DISTRIBUTER MATTHEW SHEPPARD and on top of that they TRESPASS me for not doing METH or going along with it and at the time CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was on their side along with the CEO MATTHEW O MADDOX of WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL but I had to run away which I wanted anyway to SILICON VALLEY as my LIFE WAS SAVED BY ALPHABET and not only that because things turned 180 degrees since there had to be sophisticated meth intervention of CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION to save her LIFE it is now boomeranging back in these DRUG THUG DRUG DEN supporter faces and especially all DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I that are still perverse about the before things change sympathizers like GARY the MANAGER at HAWKS who TRESPASSED me two years ago when he was manager at THE ENTOURAGE at the time in NOVEMBER 2019 because I threatened to kill a meth head that ran lit a crystal meth in my face and almost set the drapes afire and LOU ANNE said he was so scared he ran out naked and GARY again said I was TRESPASSED at HAWKS GYM AND SPA now the manager.
by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 09, 2021
Primed and Ready To Fuck
When a picture of someone that is supposed to be innocent looks suggestive or sexual.
When a picture of someone that is supposed to be innocent looks suggestive or sexual.
yo, you've seen these disney princesses on these toys lately? they look part-f!
dude, your sister is posting birthday pics on facebook, she looks part-f!
dude, your sister is posting birthday pics on facebook, she looks part-f!
by Endrance88 March 06, 2016
January 1, 2020 through April 1, 2020
The part of 2020 before all the stupid stuff. It's the often forgotten part.
The part of 2020 before all the stupid stuff. It's the often forgotten part.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 17, 2021
by xanadude313 August 14, 2019