parkour-gy

the act of having numerous sexual partners at once while preforming the urban act of parkour but dulled down to a bedroom version

my parkour skills have improved and my sex skills... time for a parkour-gy

by m.c. mikey mike May 8, 2011

Parmo potbelly

The hard stomach bulge of a Middlesbrough man caused by the copious consumption of parmesans (or the Parmo dish), the local junk food delicacy of the town.

HIM: You know what, babe, I could just knack a parmo, me.

HER: Yeah, I'm a bit peckish too. Get a full one and we'll share it. Get a litre of coke, some donner meat and a tub of garlic as well.

HIM: Fuck me, you'll be growing a bigger Parmo potbelly than me at this rate...

HER: Shurrup soft lad and get it ordered.

by Bobby B McBobbins April 3, 2016

Parkour

The most badass activity in the world. Climbing, jumping, rolling, sliding basically, but cooler

Wanna go parkouring on the Effiel Tower bro

Sure

by Just that average guy March 22, 2017

Pardon

A word my spanish friend used to laugh at for some reason

Anyone: Pardon
Spanish friend: *Laughs*

by Strahinja.Anton March 8, 2021

Piss Parlor

A men's restroom; a row of urinals in a bathroom

Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be right back.

Guy 2: Where you goin'?

Guy 1: I going to visit the piss parlor.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by Shrimpman April 7, 2011

German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!

Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*

by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011

angry parrot

The act of walking that resembles that of an angry parrot or one who recently sharted their pants and are frantically trying to get to the bathroom.

"Hey that guy is doing the angry parrot, he just shit himself!" "Hey fuck you, it burns so bad!"

by Purplenurple January 22, 2017