wook panic

That moment when dad shows up and the lines are still all out, the k is still on the table, and your girlfriend is fishing out.

We saw the fireball and everyone came out in a wook panic.

by Aeschel November 30, 2019

panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill

I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.

by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018

Gay Panic

To send someone of the same sex into a panic over something you did.

Kai’s smile sent Hyu into a gay panic, leaving him flustered and blushing ;))

by dial555 March 27, 2021

Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.

I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!

by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016