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hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?
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Polynesian Purple Pube

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.
"Hey did you hear that Steven preformed the Polynesian Purple Pube?"

"Eww that's fucking gross."
by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025
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nasal pubes

thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.
Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."
by pfon January 10, 2011
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The Ole Pube Way

This Long-standing Ole miss tradition, from the early 1800s, was used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).
As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way
by Charlie'sangelpube March 8, 2022
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pube sniffing

verb
1. Sniffing a man's pubes by shoving his dick deep inside your throat with your mouth sealed around his base flattening the nose against his mons. Widely known as deep throating.
2. Eating out a woman's pussy with your nose buried in her mons pubes.
1. The chick I picked up last night went wild for my boner the minute I lost my pants. Before I knew it she went pube sniffing and freed me of my first load in less than a minute.
2. Once she sniffed my pubes I went pube sniffing on her by vacuuming my mouth on her gash.
by dutchpantyraider March 15, 2018
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pube pelt

When a man has so much curly body hair, it looks like he’s covered in pubes.
That guys pube pelt is keeping his shirt off his chest!
by ParaGodmanchild June 16, 2021
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Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.
Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016
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