poo jam

the stuff that collects around your ass and gets stuck in the crack.

I was in the shower washing myself and noticed some poo jam around my ass.

by turbopants January 13, 2007

poo pocket

When a fart is expelled in the shower, a vacuum like effect takes place, creating a smell that lasts 20 times as long as normal. Its especially bad and funny when showering with a loved one.

Steven: I stopped by Taco Bell on the way home last night and got a couple bean burritos...they were delicious with the fire sauce! (farts in the shower)
Corina: Holy crap!?!?! Did you just poo pocket me?
Steven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry
Corina: UGH!!!!! Let me out! Its in my mouth! Its in my mouth!

by Hyp3rioN June 28, 2010

Poo Muff

Poo Muff- An individual who has bits of poo in their pubic hair

Is often cited as a reason to turn down sexual intercourse

I was going to have sex with her....until I saw she had Poo muff

by Johnny Fonatine January 23, 2011

poo tongue

Breath so terrible, it can only be assumed that the offender in question has consumed excrement. Usually poo tongue is so strong that it can be detected from a distance.

Luke had such a strong case of poo tongue that the fumes wafted across the room.

by sk7g November 8, 2007

poo breath

one who's breath resembles that of fecal matter

yuk, get some tic tacs, poo breath

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

poo stain

The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.

After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.

by Jeff February 12, 2004

grumpy poo poo pants

To be in an extremely foul mood, akin to having your pants full of shit similar to an infant with a shit laden diaper.

Jeremy: STFU, I'm sick of listening to your crap.

Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!

by CyberWank September 2, 2010