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piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006
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God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.
by Zumbii June 1, 2010
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Two piece

A term from Gears of War online PVP. To "two piece" someone, you either use a double melee attack, first one stunning them, then the second downing, or use a weapon combo, such as melee stun, then shotgun them out.
F's sake, that locust dude is a two piecer.
by JacobM March 21, 2008
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Fat Piece

Another wya to say you "fat piece" of S**t
That lady was one fat piece!
by KXLB3 September 14, 2008
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pieced

Kane "pieced" Vince last night on wwf Raw.
by Deeez Nizuts July 29, 2003
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piece of quality

piece of quality- someting that is partly skills but not fully skills as that would be A quality, a piece of quality when talking about someone is a yes bluds kinda guy
1, Little irish boy is a a piece of quality at touching willies
by Dil Do March 10, 2004
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piece of loish

An object or person that is attractive, luscious or Delicious. Most often used to refer to females and/or Emu Export.
Jimbo: Sally is such a piece of Loish!
Thommo: Yeah and so is this can of Export!
Jimbo: How much you pay for the Block?
Thommo: $31
Jimbo: Faaaaark You got screwed over Thommo...Never pay more than 29.99
by Stumps_McGee November 9, 2008
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