by 1111122 June 20, 2022
On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.
by Ozegis September 11, 2021
"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 14, 2016
The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.
by da ho April 03, 2010
Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.
Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday
by Connectingdots December 11, 2019
Bob: hey joe, did ya come to the party last night?
Joe: naw man, I was watching WWE in my Friday boxers
Joe: naw man, I was watching WWE in my Friday boxers
by Adam "Savage" Taurus September 20, 2016