deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two

Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.

by pedantic99 April 9, 2011

deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.

I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

The Deuce is on the Loose

Euphemism for a bowel movement, especially diarrhea.

"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."

by hiddendragon August 6, 2012

Deuce-buddy

When an individual sits in the stall directly next to yours in a public restroom. Many times are are other stalls available, however the individual chooses to sit next to you.

While I was in the restroom, some jerk came in and wanted to be my "Deuce-buddy".

by JYates3 August 19, 2013

Deuce-diver

Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man

Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.

I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.

by eosrising September 8, 2016

Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.

"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."

by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018