by DudeManSlim May 31, 2021
Get the Nail Pliersmug. Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
Get the Nail Timbermug. a real professional at their trade, a Nail Jockey knows her way around a full set. Not just your average nail tech but a bona fide prodigy! This manicure queen is always on top of the latest trends makin sure u leave the salon with the illest nails around!
by dejayjay March 23, 2011
Get the Nail Jockeymug. "Dude, why are your fingernails so damn long?"
"Oh, that? These are my coke nails. I use them for grinding my cocaine. Why else would I grow them so long?"
"Oh, that? These are my coke nails. I use them for grinding my cocaine. Why else would I grow them so long?"
by hepcat121 August 25, 2013
Get the coke nailsmug. "We need to finish our Q2 revenue forecast. That thing needs to be NAILS by that time we present to the investors."
by beepbopboopbeepbop March 12, 2021
Get the nailsmug. by badatgraffiti June 26, 2022
Get the nailmug. Person 1: wsssup man
Person 2: your drunk dude
Person 1: wow you really nailed it on the head with that one
Person 2: your retarted
Person 2: your drunk dude
Person 1: wow you really nailed it on the head with that one
Person 2: your retarted
by Harry Potter vs seal boy 17 December 14, 2024
Get the Nailed it on the headmug.