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by Monke gamer June 15, 2022
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Monk

Someone who is acting like a rerard person but who is not actually retarded.
Romy is so stoned, she is walking like a monk.
by Faalerie April 17, 2018
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Monke

MONKE
by yeetamus my bleetamus June 5, 2021
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Monke Gang

Monke Gang is a chad monkey and gorilla server that hates liberals and non-monkes
Person 1: Bro have you heard of Monke Gang?

Person 2: Yeah I have,it’s pretty Pog!
by Peridot From The Gang March 31, 2021
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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013
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Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.
My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.
by Handymanlady September 11, 2023
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Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact
He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship
by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023
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