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Free Mobile Games

A game that has low graphics, or maybe over sexual, or it has the ad cheat, no matter what the case, a free mobile game is a ( 1 hour of calm but hurtful swearing later ) god dahm shit eating fuck-face.
by Urban TDog February 23, 2021
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Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it
Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile
by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021
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Borrow my mobile

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."
by Memento Dave April 5, 2021
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Mobile Racist

A person who sits on social media and does nothing but troll other people based on race. They throw old statistics and refuse to acknowledge new information. These people probably never done nothing to help their own community but are obsessed with tearing down others. Arguing with them is like talking to a brick wall. Mobile racists rarely has any educated facts and throws racial slurs in response to experiencing cognitive dissonance. These clowns most likely never experienced racism in their life but go off based on stereotypes.
This behaviour is usually from incels more than women. They usually take the time to create fake Instagram pages about races, especially Black people, and post disturbing photos with racist commentary.
Mobile racist: Slavery ended 200 years ago!! Get over it.

Mobile racist: When one person does something its on the whole community

Mobile racist: BuT BlACK LiVES MaTteR RiGhT??
by wigsnatcha April 9, 2021
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Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
by john stromboli April 11, 2021
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NEW STATE MOBILE

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.
Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*
by Campingnoob July 14, 2022
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Mobile DJ

Someone who likes to roll down their windows of their and play their volume at full blast
There were 12 different mobile DJs while we were stuck in traffic
by Sam's town July 15, 2022
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