Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
by Tardotheassmonkey August 27, 2023
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Wyoming, Michigan

A suburb city right outside of Grand Rapids, Mi very diverse and home of Wyoming High School. #WYO
You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.

You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.
by Greg Temple April 11, 2019
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Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop
I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,
by Achenson August 27, 2023
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The Michigan Piñata

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.
Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!
by Guantanamo Bae May 08, 2023
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michigan vs ohio

michigan vs ohio rivalry is real and it will cause new laws to be made no joke

this word means tax evasion
tax evasion big bite of 87
so basically the bite of 87 was when tax evasions occurred and mike got a bit silly so he went to The Grabber and asked for Help and then finn killed the grbber so the grabber couldn't help mikechael michigan vs ohio
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