Skip to main content

dead mexican

An alcoholic beverage served to annoying drunks in Northern Texas. It consists of 1 shot of "McCormick Vodka", 1 shot of "Azteca Tequila", 1 cup of warm milk and topped off with a spoonful of pimento cheese and a slice of jalepeno pepper.
DAVE: "Man, your buddy Zack must really be fucked up. That's the second time tonight I've seen him with a "Dead Mexican".
by David A. Lee November 27, 2006
mugGet the dead mexicanmug.

Mexican Brown

"I hope Charlie didnt OD on that sketchy Mexican Brown"
by Tedjenkinns February 19, 2009
mugGet the Mexican Brownmug.

mexican tobbagin

when performing doggy style on a girl at the top of the staircase, the man takes he girls arms and wraps them around his legs and rides the woman down the stairs.......hence a "mexican tobbagin"
i was bangin my girlfriend one night and gave her the mexican tobbagin...... and broke her nose on the way down the steps!
by mark roland May 28, 2006
mugGet the mexican tobbaginmug.

mexican entrepreneur

When a man buys a pickup truck & a couple lawn mowers & piles all his amigos & lawnmowers into the truck to start a lawn cutting business.
Derived from the millions of ratty pickup trucks packed with mexicans & lawn mowers.
That mexican entrepreneur almost ran me off the road with his truck packed full of mexicans & lawn mowers.
by g55h445ty October 16, 2008
mugGet the mexican entrepreneurmug.

Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.
Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded
by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 29, 2018
mugGet the Mexican Abortionmug.

Mexican Subway

The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
Bro 1: "Bro, the other day I gave my girlfriend a Mexican Subway."

Bro 2: "You sick fuck..."
by PLZSTFU September 30, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Subwaymug.

Mexican Saver

When a mexicans lawnmower has run out of gas and a "Mexican Saver" goes to get him some gas.
My lawnmower ran out of gas, and since my friend did not want me to lose my job he went and got be some gas, I now call him the "Mexican Saver"
by Bizzle25534 May 5, 2009
mugGet the Mexican Savermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email