Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021

Madden

Madden is the perfect friend. If you ever meet a madden you are lucky. She is one of the most energetic people you will ever meet. She has no hesitation when it comes to her DIRTY mind. She will always find a way to bring a smile to your face. She would most likely be bia but her friends are on with that. Madden is sweet and caring however she can be a little violent.she makes the perfect girlfriend.Jer favorite thing to do would most likely be to plays game or watch anime but her number 1 thing to do is sleep

You: Hey madden what to go get some Starbucks

Madden: Yes bitch let’s go

by I be Leo car oeisofje was xj January 15, 2021

maykenzie

pissbaby little shit love her to death kind of stinky likes rocks and cocks right fellas! all maykenzies are southern i dont make the rules. daddy issues. milf energy? yes.

have you seen that new girl maykenzie? shes gonna teach me about the moon phases and pegging tonight!

by cactywackty May 9, 2021

Mayen Ruiz De Chavez

Mickyla and Trixy loves you so much. Hm mayen is so pretty and smart lady, I like her oum uu yes oo. Hm patulad sa math, ehe enebe kenekeleg ake ehe omeged ka HAHAHAHHAHAHAH murder trio loves you oum, imy, wabwab mwaaaa<8

Me: Can you see Mayen Ruiz De Chavez ?

P1: yes! She's stunning.

by bahuzvagwywjakaaj October 20, 2021

madden

kid that likes to play madden22

my kid is named madden

by mfjuly12 November 3, 2021

Maycena

Maycena is a beautiful girl, and one of the best friends you could possibly ask for. She will always be there for you, you just have to make sure you're there for her too. There's always going to be something about her that you love from her personality to her eyes, she's just stunning in every way. She loves to write. That's what she does all the time, typically with her bestie. She also loves to bake, her best recipe will always be Snickerdoodle. She's just the type of person you know you can rely on and one of those people where you would not talk for several days and then pick up the conversation like nothing

Maycena is the best.

by teagan.love November 20, 2021

madden

the most beautiful woman you will never meet she is kind sexy and just a great person, everyone loves her

“omg is that madden she is so pretty i want to date her”

“madden will you marry me?!”

by yeahmekala August 8, 2021