Matt

Matt is a loving person who will stand up for anything or anyone he loves. He loves his girlfriend and his girlfriend loves him but she wishes he would show his emotions for her more. Yet she knows he loves her she hopes he will show it more. Matt is good at hiding his emotions from people and his girlfriend.

Matt is a great boyfriend but I wish he would show his emotions and not hide them

by John Williston November 26, 2017

Matt

Usually describing a male that is way out of your league. He may be a senior, and possibly may be in love with your best friend even though she betrayed him, for lack of a better word. If you are a Matt, you are probably one of the hottest guys in your school. A freshman of some sort probably likes a Matt because of his way of understanding and his abilty to make you smile no matter what. A Matt will bring you food when neccisary, and has no problem picking you up at two am if needed; therefore, a Matt is a good, (no great!) friend. A Matt has little problem sharing his opinion. Also, a Matt may have an interest in the Marines, or another branch of that sort. Matt's usually have troubled lives, but always has a friend to talk to. Generally, a Matt being as hott as he is, has girls all over him, but not always. Of course, Matts are clueless to everything that goes on around them, so they wouldnt know anyway.

A Matt is an all around good person. I'd love to date one. (If only I could...)

"Look at that Matt! If only my boyfriend could be more like him..."

by HSHS(: February 11, 2009

Matt Millen

The former Team President and General manager of the Detroit Lions, he is the worst thing that can happen to your football team. He is truly the face of ineptitude. If you're viewed as the Matt Millen of whatever you do, quit trying, beause that means that whatever you've done has gone wrong(or will eventually).

Person 1: Why can't Geroge Bush say a complete sentence?
Person 2: He's the Matt Millen of the English Language

by The Walking ATM Machine January 17, 2009

mattyb

A synonym for “Friendzone”

Did you see her totally Mattyb that guy? He had no chance!

by All Knowing Grandmaster Wookie November 25, 2018

matt brisebois

To never get laid in a lifetime

Man that dude in the movie almost pulled a matt brisebois

by yodaman 200000000000 January 31, 2008

Martydom Gift

noun, adjective, and verb

Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper

Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.

1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"

by nastynutsac June 9, 2009

Mattais

A person of great intelligence, with their own sense of humor.
A person who is always trying to help, but still gets the shit end of the stick.

Jim: "Mattais helped me clean up after the party"
Sadie: "Pshh, he probably made the mess anyway."

by sunbitch November 4, 2011