Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date

Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate

by Mryourrong January 4, 2018

Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

No Mates

A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life

Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates

by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023

Mate-mates

A form of sexual intercourse that is more meaningful, often resulting in efforts towards building a family/breeding purposes. The term was invented by Phoebe Fraser, a S/A Survivor who uses the term to differentiate between consensual meaningful sex and just normal, blatant casuals. Often a synonym for "making love"

"I heard you had sex with Cian last night-"

"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"

by smolsuko November 22, 2023

Mateness

A bond between two individuals who are or wish to become closer with one another.

"Kayla and Maddie wanted to rebuild they're mateness after falling out"

by VerySexyLeo July 4, 2021

real mates

Real mates don't let each other drink and drive.

Mate don't drive, you're too drunk!

Cheers man, We're real mates.

by Larc3ny May 18, 2016