Pubes Anginal Mating

When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.

I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.

Damn do it to me bby gurl

by fuck dead opps in ass May 23, 2022

2k with the doh my mates

2k with the doh my mates refers to a group of youthful lads, including ET, Billy-Joe, and Seb Rossi. Seb rossi is the worst of them all.

"2k with the doh my mates" Person 1
"broooo doh my" Person 2
"ok but are u tryna hop on" Person 1
"ye alr" Person 2
"fr" Person 1
"get on then, u scared?" Person 1
"ill be on in 5" Person 2
"alr bet" Person 1
"see u soon" Person 2
"bye" Person 1

by skibidifanumtax October 29, 2024

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date

Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate

by Mryourrong January 4, 2018

Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

No Mates

A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life

Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates

by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023

war mate

What an Emo kid calls you when you are his new best friend

Thanks for my new eyeliner war mate ;)

by BrokenShower July 11, 2019