Monke time

Basically if you are monkey = time

Did you do "Monke time" yet

by Monke gamer June 15, 2022

Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.

Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.

by Cave Elf April 2, 2016

Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole

I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch

by JTCarter March 25, 2022

monk release

a monk getting released

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!

by longjohndec December 12, 2009

Monking

To regularly ditch and bail on your friends especially at the last minute.

He’s monking us again and not showing up.

by TheElusiveMonk December 21, 2023