mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom April 26, 2016

mississippi fire fighter

The art of lighting a girls pubes on fire and then putting the fire out with your cun

Hey babe wanna give am the Mississippi fire fighter

by Bobbies69 September 5, 2016

mississippi mud treatment

You take a shit, use it as a finger paint, and use it on your fuck buddy

Hey babe, do you want a mississippi mud treatment?

by random guy at school August 4, 2016

Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

by str84yahed August 2, 2016

mississippi boob tug

When during sexual intercourse your partner request that you grab her left boob with your right hand in a forceful and twisting manner. This is to distract the male when he is about to cum. Think about this as a "reset button" for male partners who aren't able to perform well in bed and need to last a little bit longer. It finds its origins in Mississippi from a Walmart shopper who tugged the boob of a cashier to distract them long enough that they could run away without paying for the goods. To truly qualify as a Mississippi boob tug, the boob needs to be fake and pop. Allowing extra time.

I was about to come so I mississippi boob tugged her.

by livinglyfe;) July 23, 2016

purple mississippi

A code word between Violet, Cassidy, and Mckenzie for their period. They also have a code word for bathroom, it's called Texas

Hey Cassidy I'm riding a boat on the Purple Mississippi. But I have to travel to Texas before I can go to our next class.

by Middle name is Marie July 18, 2016

mississippi mud boot

Foot in Anus.

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.

by poopNow July 11, 2016