Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019

Mississippi Orgy

(n.) - the act of having sex with three or more direct family members

Hey Ma! Me, Billy-Bob, and Jimbo are going down to the lake to meet Mary-May and Cousin Tammy for a good 'ol Mississippi Orgy! Wanna cum?

Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?

by Chris Blank April 30, 2013

Mississippi

an American state that is spelt like a disabled child with no arms, legs or left eyeball wrote it.

person a "how do you spell Mississippi??"
person b "I have no fucking clue"

by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022

Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021

Mississippi Ghost

Taking a bong rip, inserting your face between someone's buttcheeks. And blowing the hit directly into their asshole.

"Woah man, why'd you fart a cloud?"
-"Oh that? Thats a Mississippi Ghost."

by Calcibyrn April 24, 2021

Mississippi Mudpie

When the girl lays down on her back and the guy squats over her head and poops on her face and tries to trace her eyebrows with his poop

Do you want a Mississippi Mudpie soon? I’m feeling a poop coming on.

by IslandBoi24 August 10, 2020

mississippi meatloaf

a recipe for meat-loaf made in mississippi.

my mom made us a Mississippi meatloaf for diner the other day it was great.

by MatureAcorn April 14, 2017