dead mexican

An alcoholic beverage served to annoying drunks in Northern Texas. It consists of 1 shot of "McCormick Vodka", 1 shot of "Azteca Tequila", 1 cup of warm milk and topped off with a spoonful of pimento cheese and a slice of jalepeno pepper.

DAVE: "Man, your buddy Zack must really be fucked up. That's the second time tonight I've seen him with a "Dead Mexican".

by David A. Lee November 27, 2006

Mexican Brown

Heroin from Mexico

"I hope Charlie didnt OD on that sketchy Mexican Brown"

by Tedjenkinns February 19, 2009

mexican tobbagin

when performing doggy style on a girl at the top of the staircase, the man takes he girls arms and wraps them around his legs and rides the woman down the stairs.......hence a "mexican tobbagin"

i was bangin my girlfriend one night and gave her the mexican tobbagin...... and broke her nose on the way down the steps!

by mark roland May 28, 2006

mexican guacamole

The mess you find in your bed the morning after a night featuring mexican food and too much alcohol.

"Can someone please bring me up an extra set of sheets? I don't want to say too much, but it got a little "mexican guacamole" up in here if you know what I mean."

by therealkevintitterton September 3, 2009

Mexican Rake

A leaf blower

I can't get any work done with all those Mexican Rakes going outside!

by AZWildcats10 October 22, 2009

Mexican Bullseye

The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.

Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.

by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)

Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!

by poode dude November 7, 2010