by cleverface August 25, 2011
Get the Matefulmug. by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024
Get the mate from the backmug. The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
Get the Paper-matemug. If your father does not provide any monetary assistance for a very long time. Your father might be also interested in woodz and piggery.
by woodzlover February 20, 2023
Get the matemug. practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
Get the table matingmug. no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed
by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021
Get the No matesmug. MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..
by Maak4060 March 4, 2019
Get the MATE-A-MORPHISESmug.