critical mass

What you yell at the climax of phone sex, if you are a fat sweaty nerd who lives with his parents and has no job at 20.

" uh uh uh.... critical mass... did i tell you my name was paul? "
*thankyou for calling kids helpline*

by grouter55 July 13, 2003

Man Mass

The size of your penis. Generally man mass is used to describe an above average sized cock.

Blake - "I have man mass!"

Garrett - "If I was black, my man mass would only be slightly above average"

by lolZharharhar July 4, 2011

clitical mass

clitical mass: to peform above and beyond the call of pleasure bound duty.

I flicked and licked that bean so hard she hit clitical mass and made my chin wet.

(i just love adding to this site and making shit up that sounds logical xD)

by lipchin October 1, 2012

weapons of mass destruction

nuclear weapons, sporks, SARS, and, of course, computers.

"They have computers and OTHER weapons of mass destruction!!!" ~Janet Reno

by schiffypop September 3, 2003

drinking body mass

drinking five cruisers when big and can handle it because of your "body mass"

whoa pamela drank 24 cruisers and still isnt drunk...man she has a good drinking body mass!

by adrianarosecampilihatespamelalynbarbin November 3, 2007

Weapons of mass destruction

A grave and imminent threat to the security of our nation. And we thought the vampire unicorns were bad...

This example includes the words "weapons of mass destruction".

by Voidsoul August 24, 2008

Catholic Mass

a form of torture where you have to get up early every Sunday morning, drive by places you would rather be at, then you get to an old run down building masquerading as a church, then you go inside and sit on a bench that, if you're lucky has a rock trying to be easy to sit on. so then you sit there for what feels like 3 years and wonder what being an atheist is like. eventually there's a guy in what looks like a bathrobe decides to go to the back of the building and finally start the damn thing. so the priest (the guy in the bathrobe) walks down the middle of the crowd with little boys holding candles and finally, the thing begins. basically it's singing, talking, singing, more talking, more singing, even more talking, until finally he has the boys carry over some bread and wine and pretending it's Jesus's body and blood. so, the priest "blesses" it and then everybody becomes cannibals. once that's over, there's some more talking about some upcoming event that you don't care about, then you finally get to go home feeling that you just got robbed of your life.

Catholic mass is bullshit

by byebyecatholicschool September 2, 2018