Ralphie May

I saw Ralphie May on Comedy Central last night. That guy's effin' hilarious.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009
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Billy Mays

Great spokesperson who constantly yelled. Died in his home on June 28th, 2009. He advertised for many products, most notably Oxy-Clean.
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PROD- *chokes*
by OrcaV June 28, 2009
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May Day

A longstanding and historical tradition at Washington College, in which students get naked and run around on the green while hammered. It occurs every year on a weekend near the 1st of May.

Legend goes that the first May Day was held by a professor in the 60's, along with several of his students.
"I barely remember May Day. All I know is that I woke up the next day in someone else's room with a bite mark on my arm and a gash on my butt. I'm still not sure who bit me."
by MsPrudence September 29, 2011
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Ides Of May

The middle of May; approximately May 15th. This is the general date at which all high-school seniors have gotten where they want to be and thus, stop caring about high school. This coincides with the point in the grading term in which they can still pass their classes without doing any work from there on out.

This is a play on words, referring to the Ides of March. Much like Caesar's downfall, the Ides of May lead to the downfall of many seniors because they often fail to do the gradebook math correctly (their brains are fried, give 'em a break).
"Beware the ides of May... for along with the flowers, senioritis shall be in full bloom."

A: "The Ides of May are approaching, dude..."
B: "Fuck, my college requires a final transcript. Shit."
A: "Lame. Wanna hit up a party later on anyway?"
B: "Totally."
A: "You too, Brutus?"
C: "Totally."
by oh, you know. April 28, 2007
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May 16

May 16,2019
by Aj petterson May 16, 2019
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May 11th

The day when the best human beings were born. In general, men born in May have the best dick and women have the best pussy. The statistical research shows these facts!
Omg he was born on May 11th, I just know his dick is amazing !
Later that night : Holley Molley his dick was amazing !
by Crackhead4lifeyboo October 18, 2019
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May 26th

National heart day! Give a heart to your bestfriend, significant other, or even your enemy! <3
Angel: it's may 26th... you know what that means Leon.
Leon: Oh no...
by Givem3food November 05, 2019
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