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Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 23, 2017
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Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 3, 2019
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Green Lizard

There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.

see also Green Lizardette
Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.
by The_Doctor_11th November 7, 2022
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Cute lizard

@_haikyuu.dumbass_ is a cute lizard
by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017
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Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.
by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017
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ramp lizard

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.
My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
by Farsiite April 19, 2016
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lizard

Being a "lizard" is basically contradicting yourself.

You changed your opinion in a short amount of time just because of someone else or new info. You're switching up or changing colors.

(from the YouTuber berleezy and definition taken from a reel/reddit)
For example, if Joe says Apex is the best game to play right now and PG agrees. But Berlin says something to disagree, and PG suddenly changes his opinion to disagree with Joe, that's technically being a lizard
by richware November 8, 2025
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