Kevin

Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.

Don't be a Kevin. If you're a Kevin, die. If you're a Kevin, change your name.

by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020

Kevin

Needs to be with a Lilly. Kevin's are amazing people and go AMAZING with Lilly's. They will do anything for the ones they love. Even steal phones. Probably joined the soccer team but quit, might regret it. Love cheerleaders named Lilly.

OMG! Did you see Kevin and Lilly together?

by ILOVESWINGING November 9, 2018

Kevin

The most annoying person ever.

kevin is a brat

by hbfvhabvySBGFVHYABKUGBVHH April 1, 2019

Kevin

Smart, nice, and cute.

“Kevin got straight a’s”

by Haley’s. May 22, 2018

Kevin

A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.

Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot

by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a dumbass gay motherfucker that only fucks a guy named Doug with a hairy chode

Doug come fuck me with your hairy chode Kevin

by Asseaterrrrr June 16, 2018

kevinize

to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc

"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"

"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"

"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"

"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"

by Smergy Borfendorf November 13, 2013