a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012
Get the knife coachmug. It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.
by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023
Get the time knifemug. Person 1: KNIFE!!!!
Person 2: YOO WHAT IS IT
Person 1: It's a Navaja Knife **then proceed to off yourself**
Person 2: YOO WHAT IS IT
Person 1: It's a Navaja Knife **then proceed to off yourself**
by Mongoosey April 30, 2021
Get the Navaja Knifemug. by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011
Get the Favred up a creek with no nig knifemug. When a group of dudes come together and gather in a circle to rub their erect penises against each others', similar to sword fighting.
The main goal of a knifing party is to see who can ejaculate the fastest, having the last person to finish clean each "knife" with their hands.
A variation of the common knifing party involves simply rubbing against any body part.
The main goal of a knifing party is to see who can ejaculate the fastest, having the last person to finish clean each "knife" with their hands.
A variation of the common knifing party involves simply rubbing against any body part.
by Elton Axton October 8, 2020
Get the Knifing Partymug. by Technosmash October 6, 2017
Get the The Swiss Army Knifemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Angel "'`~`Switch`'`knife`'`switcH`~`'"Soler Aresesisa Arisesisa A Coon Ball For JOse ANtonio reyes, Because, And I Repeat, The Personification Ofu Felu's Shiva<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Angel "'`~`Switch`'`knife`'`switcH`~`'"Soler Aresesisa Arisesisa A Coon Ball For JOse ANtonio reyes, Because, And I Repeat, The Personification Ofu Felu's Shiva<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Angel "'`~`Switch`'`knife`'`switcH`~`'"Soler Aresesisa Arisesisa A Coon Ball For JOse ANtonio reyes, Because, And I Repeat, The Personification Ofu Felu's Shiva<.7.9.7.6.>mug.