Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.

Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo by shellita December 12, 2006

Joey Hall 

A world famous under-ground ping-pong champion. Used to be the best, but his serve isn't as good as it used to be. Still a legend, though.

Damn, that Joey Hall guy has great backhand!

Joey Hall by Garrett Stevenson June 13, 2008

Joey Diamond 

Youtube celebrity Joey Diamond is anything and everything but ordinary. He put himself out there as a teenage guy who loves singing and sharing music with the world. Because truly music is his passion. Joey wants to be an example to teenagers that its okay to be different. And that they shouldn't hide who they are to please anybody.. The sky's the limit... Indeed it was difficult for Joey. He Took alot of hurt and discrimination from people who never even took the time to get to know him for himself. And Joey admits that at times he did just wanna give up. But then he would be giving up on what he stands for. Joey's tired of trying to be this "Guy" that everyone made him into. A fake image that all these Closed minded immature people put him out there to be. And now he knows that his sexual orientation Shouldn't have an effect on his Real fans who truly love and support Joey Diamond no matter what. If you loved him Before you knew, Then why should it matter now? He still, and always will be... Joey Diamond Kamlley Jr. Faaasho.

Joey Diamond is hella tight.

Joey Diamond by Brandieeboo November 2, 2008

Joey Slap 

The act of a male forcefully slapping a woman in the face with his d#ck. Derived from the mating rituals of wild Kangaroos.

Bob wanted to show Alyssa who's boss and gave 'er the old Joey Slap right in the yapper!

Joey Slap by Bob Kiss September 18, 2008

joey moment 

a moment in time where a person freezes and has no clue what is going on.

I had a joey moment after my friend made a joke about me which i did not understand.

joey moment by georgealex October 23, 2007

joey stack 

a large amount of money that someone doesn't have in the bank used for personal use of at least $1500.00....That usually has people envious of you.

"Damn look at the size of the joey stack that dude has in his hand.That's at least three grand"

joey stack by ozzie rodriguez August 26, 2009

joey b’s

A shitshow of a restaurant in palmerton pa where there are bugs in the kitchen, piss on the toilets, spit in the food and all around a horrible dining experience ran by a ugly dumb egotistical sack of shit known as Elon!

“You don’t wanna go to Joey b’s you could catch cancer from eating there”

joey b’s by Sireth October 10, 2018