Prairie Jew

"Prairie Jew" is an ethnic slur directed toward the Amish, because of many similarities between their strange customs and manner of dress with Jews, their habit of fucking "The English" (i.e. everyone who isn't Amish) in business dealings, their use of non-Amish to carry out tasks that are contrary to their beliefs (cf. Shabbat Goys in the Jewish community) and their antiquated belief system itself.
I just went to that Prairie Jew department store in Shipshewana - everything is outrageously expensive, and they had Prairie Goys working the cash registers so they wouldn't have to use electricity.
by NorthernHoosier1 May 18, 2011
mugGet the Prairie Jewmug.

Jew Goblin

A Jew goblin is a small magical creature much like a regular goblin, however this one is Jewish and happens to steal YOUR pot.
They are attracted by the smell of weed, the first puff is enough to bring one around. They prefer to hide just outside of your peripheral vision while they wait to steal your stash. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
Dude, I cant find the pot...I think a Jew goblin must have gotten to it man.
by Omnicide October 23, 2008
mugGet the Jew Goblinmug.

stingy jew

meaning being a bitch: not leting poeple barrow something if they are ask for something
stop being a stingy jew let me barrow that game
by steveo December 15, 2004
mugGet the stingy jewmug.

jew skills

1. the pure, raw talent of a jew such as myself
2. the ability to count money at an extremly rapid rate.
dont make me whip out my jew skills
by Arfalarf February 1, 2004
mugGet the jew skillsmug.

Jew Hammer

A cheap-ass cock-swallower who waits until the last possible minute(in the restaurant) to decide to tell you he is penniless!! Now what? GTFO!!!!
You don't even have a couple bucks to leave as a tip??? You are such a F'n Jew Hammer!!!!
by Carolina Boy September 8, 2009
mugGet the Jew Hammermug.

jew beanie

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall
Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO
by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005
mugGet the jew beaniemug.

beer Jew

A person, not necessarily of the Jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.
Harry-"Yo Jewson, you throwing down any money for booze?"

Jewson- "Naw man"

Harry- "dont drink it then beer jew"
by GTharry October 9, 2009
mugGet the beer Jewmug.

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