"Prairie Jew" is an ethnic slur directed toward the Amish, because of many similarities between their strange customs and manner of dress with Jews, their habit of fucking "The English" (i.e. everyone who isn't Amish) in business dealings, their use of non-Amish to carry out tasks that are contrary to their beliefs (cf. Shabbat Goys in the Jewish community) and their antiquated belief system itself.
I just went to that Prairie Jew department store in Shipshewana - everything is outrageously expensive, and they had Prairie Goys working the cash registers so they wouldn't have to use electricity.
by NorthernHoosier1 May 18, 2011

A Jew goblin is a small magical creature much like a regular goblin, however this one is Jewish and happens to steal YOUR pot.
They are attracted by the smell of weed, the first puff is enough to bring one around. They prefer to hide just outside of your peripheral vision while they wait to steal your stash. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
They are attracted by the smell of weed, the first puff is enough to bring one around. They prefer to hide just outside of your peripheral vision while they wait to steal your stash. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
by Omnicide October 23, 2008

by steveo December 15, 2004

1. the pure, raw talent of a jew such as myself
2. the ability to count money at an extremly rapid rate.
2. the ability to count money at an extremly rapid rate.
by Arfalarf February 1, 2004

A cheap-ass cock-swallower who waits until the last possible minute(in the restaurant) to decide to tell you he is penniless!! Now what? GTFO!!!!
by Carolina Boy September 8, 2009

by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005

A person, not necessarily of the Jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.
Harry-"Yo Jewson, you throwing down any money for booze?"
Jewson- "Naw man"
Harry- "dont drink it then beer jew"
Jewson- "Naw man"
Harry- "dont drink it then beer jew"
by GTharry October 9, 2009
