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Jessica Weaver

This girl can give head like no other. Her sex game is stronger than the Hawaiian tides and her love is better than no other. She can usually be found in a sheetz parking lot in an audi blasting tik tok song so keep your eye out cause she’s a keeper
If you ever get yourself a Jessica Weaver keep her. she’s beneficial ;)
by Figgysmalls101 November 5, 2019
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Jessica walch

Someone more retarded than a ARF tart or a fucking fliddy flid
Jessica walch is a mong
by YOURMARJONTOAST February 15, 2019
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Jessica chawla

Jessica chawla, the sweetest and sassiest girl you will ever meet although she has a MacDonalds and noodle’s addiction she has an amazing body like the type that you see in magazines. Her smile could light up an entire room and if your lucky enough to hear her real laugh just know that it sounds more beautiful than anything Mozart could ever make. She is an absolute angel and everyone that knows her should be happy to know they have a genuinely amazing friend, daughter, aunt and lover
That girl is so amazing

She’s like Jessica chawla
by The owner of your hoodie August 21, 2023
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Jessica's rice

A dish consisting of rice and butter. The type of rice and/or butter does not matter. However the word can be used as a verb when used in the context of a destitute meal partacked to when no other was available.
That ramen last week was Jessica's rice.
by Mr. Burrito Pants February 20, 2022
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jessica usrey

(noun.) One creeeeeepy ass bitch
Man that Jessica Usrey girl is hella creepy, look at her drawings of Dylan
by jessicausreycreepyasf July 15, 2019
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OLO (Jessica)

When a waitress named Jessica is required to put together an online togo order

"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job
"We have an OLO."
Every other worker walks away because that is Jessicas job

#OLO (Jessica)
by Sally Sea shell March 31, 2019
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Boiled jessica

A lady that drowns in your hot tub
Looks like we have a boiled Jessica case Johnson!. "What did she die doing?". Looks like she was trying to save a cell phone in the hot tub.
by Mtg187 April 1, 2017
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