the jazz taker

The type of person who is very knowledgeable of jazz music.

The jazz taker was able to describe all different eras of modern jazz music.

by Dr. Hendo June 26, 2025

Jazz

An early style of American-born popular music that came about as a result of fusion between ragtime, blues, folk and classical in the early 20th century. Its style is very heavily rooted in West African tradition while taking some conventions from European classical music, with swung notes, blue notes, heavy syncopation and (generally) complex chord progressions (though it really depends on the style). Because it’s been around for so long now, it has evolved to such an incredible degree that the OG jazz you would listen to in 1920s Louisiana (Dixieland) is vastly different than something you would hear in, for example, the 1970s (Fusion). As a result, there are so many different sub genres to choose from if you’re getting into it, each with their own quirks. From swing to bebop and gypsy jazz to smooth jazz, there’s something for just about anyone.

Jazz is also a method of looking at music in both a compositional and performance sense. There are many tunes and genres today that make use of this, such as lo fi hip hop and funk.

“In the Mood” by Glenn Miller is a classic jazz tune. So are “Mr. P.C.” by John Coltrane and “Minor Swing” by Django Reinhardt.

by KNUP March 23, 2021

voodoo jazz hands

The act of causing another to ejaculate without their knowing.

He used id voodoo jazz hands to make me cum in my pants.

by mwenn01 May 31, 2025

Sewer Jazz

Musical genre pioneered by various sewer dwellers such as frogs, rats and people who like Monster energy drinks.

I like listening to sewer jazz when I cheat on my wife.

by DiscoRats February 24, 2021

Spongebob jazz

The music that plays when playing Four-in-a-Row in Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics.

"Man, that's some good jazz! It sounds like it's from Spongebob. Are you playing Spongebob jazz?""

by ethanlulnowshut December 30, 2020

jazz

A stuck up genre of music listened to by hipsters that live with their parents and have a degree in psychology.

bro no 1: i saw somebody listening to jazz earlier
bro no 2: who actually does that

by topbuttondude June 27, 2024

Jazz infusion

The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.

Man his music was horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.

by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016