Jason

Jason doesn’t fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.

Girl: Omg is that a horse?
Other chick: nah thats just Jason.

by El jefe 69420 May 3, 2022

Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”

I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.

by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022

Jason

a term used for fat ugly and unattractive people, they tend to try to be funny but in reality they are stuck in 2017 doing outdated things to gain “Attention”

Logan: yo look at that jason

by daddypauldrake July 18, 2022

Jason T. Lane

Jason T. Lane is the sweetest boy you'll ever know. He has such a kind heart and shows much love to his loved ones. When you think of Jason, you think of everything you've wanted. He makes many people so happy and can put a smile on your face within 5 seconds. He really is so inspiring, one of my favorite things about him. He will make sure his loved ones are happy and okay, even if he is not. Jason is insecure and over thinks at times.. I don't think he understands that he is so perfect the word "perfect" can't even describe him. It is not only me that sees it but anyone who meets Jason. He is so pretty, so handsome and he doesn't see it, he doesn't really know it.

In my opinion, Jason T. Lane truly has a beautiful heart. A beautiful soul.

by krispyyy July 22, 2022

Jason

A very handsome person who plays the drums and guitar.
Many girls like him but he can't take his eyes off that one girl.
He is hopelessly romantic and believes in soulmates.
He likes to keep things private, because people tend to destroy beautiful things.
He is supportive and always finds a way to make you smile.
Jason is such a sweetheart!!
Everyone needs a Jason in their life!!!
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Person A: Whoa that person is so cool? Does he have a girlfriend?
Person B: Idk man- That's Jason. He likes to keep things private..but I heard he likes someone.
Person A: Oh I see-

by rainy slut July 24, 2022

Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.

The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.

by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022

Jason

Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.

JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy

by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022