Jack

A tall racist mean asshat who owes his friend money. He can often be found eating rubbish out of your bin and throwing babies at walls. He also caused WW2. kill him on sight but beware he eats kill me come back stronger pills so watch your back.

Jack is a rocket hopping simpleton

by Notajarmanbitch April 18, 2019

Jack

Call of duty master who gets heaps of girls and can quickscope any of his ex's with skill.

Nobody escapes jacks' quickscoping skills, no girl is safe from his wrath.. jack is a trained cod sniper.

A total badass.

Girl:"I'm thinking of dumping jack...."

guy:"That's not a good idea he'll quickscope you into hell if you do.."

girl:"Your right."

by Frick frack master crack March 4, 2019

JACK

probably the worst person you will meet, this person will ruin the plot of frozen 2 for you.

"by the way this happens to this person" says jack

by danniell 1 November 27, 2019

Jack

A ugly dick head that really always wants to bang a person called emma. But emma sometimes has different feelings for him. Also everyone teases him about it

"hey emma want to hang out" "get the f*ck away jack, you ugly bastard."

by duawhd March 13, 2019

Jack

The name Jack literally translates to "wow the sex is brilliant" in a fuck tonne of languages. It can additionally mean "considerably long penis" and there has even been an urban verb to describe the act of masturbation, literally the word/name ... "Jack". He is great under the covers and really knows what he's doing down there. I mean wow. He is also the type of guy who doesn't run off money, but is sexually fuelled and chooses family over money. Most Jacks are abnormally tall and will knick your girl within a blink of a fucking eye. Oh and btw, they're great with their hands.

Jack: Hey, how's the relationship going?
Friend: You know about us? Hm. Well not great. She's cheated on me , coincidentally , with this bloke called Jack.
Jack: Wow that is a very funny coincidence. Her name wasn't Britney by any chance? Haha.
Friend: Yes. Yes she was
Jack: *runs away quicker than the speed of fucking lightning*

by m_1987 January 30, 2017

Jack

Jack is a kind boy and is also very smart. He likes to play various sports even though he's a little on the short side. A lot, and I mean a lot of girls like him since he is the way he is. He's sweet, just don't get too attached.

Jeez, way too many girl like Jack.

by Jin_Lover_And_You_Know_It October 28, 2019

Jack

Lazy, fat, arrogant little shit who always need to have his way like the little lazy bitch he is. He's most likely a fucking libtard who sucks cock like the gay community supporter he is. He's ugly as shit and super annoying and no one likes him.

I hope that Jack kid flies out the windshield of car in an accident and cracks his neck.

by D I C C W E T T I December 5, 2018