getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.
"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...
dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...
dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010
the skins in fortnite that every 12 year old will cop they will most likely steal their moms credit card and buy every christmas skin that have big asses.
Yo bro are you gonna buy the nog ops she thicc af all the christmas skins are gonna be fire af im copping all of them so people are gonna think im og.
by i hate autistic kids December 07, 2018
Person 1: hey do you want to have some turkey?
Person 2: Nah, CBA im to busy playing some christmas CoD.
Person 2: Nah, CBA im to busy playing some christmas CoD.
by nintendo-kid64 December 24, 2010
Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".
by Stege December 07, 2011
“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”
by IHadOneJob June 11, 2022
The theme for every annoying holiday movie that comes out on Christmas. This is annoying because Christmas has become so commercial that there is no way it is in danger of being lost.
by New English December 15, 2009
by The Wise one. December 05, 2013