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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
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Hot pockets

The area between a woman's thigh and vagina. Small indention in upper thigh that covers vagina keeping it hot.
That thick girls hot pockets make her pussy so hot!!!
by Nightwolf5525 July 26, 2017
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Cinnamon Hot Pocket

A cinnamon hot pocket is a sexual act in which cinnamon or any spicy powder is placed inside the rectum
"Man I could really go for a cinnamon Hot Pocket right now..."
by Michele Peeves October 2, 2025
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Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018
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minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022
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Busted hot pocket

A snatch that has been busted open by a large object
That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie
by Long dong bagong June 16, 2018
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