Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
Get the jalapeno hot pocketmug. When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
Get the Egyptian Hot Pocketmug. The area between a woman's thigh and vagina. Small indention in upper thigh that covers vagina keeping it hot.
by Nightwolf5525 July 26, 2017
Get the Hot pocketsmug. A cinnamon hot pocket is a sexual act in which cinnamon or any spicy powder is placed inside the rectum
by Michele Peeves October 2, 2025
Get the Cinnamon Hot Pocketmug. Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018
Get the Punxsutawney Hot Pocketmug. The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.
Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022
Get the minnesotan hot pocketmug. by Long dong bagong June 16, 2018
Get the Busted hot pocketmug.