Greg Moment

When a greg does an incomprehensible or absolutley stupid action or motion.

'Greg climbs into the freezer to cool down' What a Greg Moment!

by Greg Moment June 13, 2022

did a greg

Basically, the term for when a guy messes a girl around. They lead you on and then come up with a big pathetic excuse or 'problem' that is so 'horrible' that they cannot tell you meaning they cannot see you anymore. they either get with an ex or with a new girl and they also say the famous line of 'i didnt mean to mess you about'. blatently did if they had said that otherwise they wouldn't know so soon that they had.

natalie: so how did your date go?
emma: not too well, he did a greg.

by emilyr0s3 December 31, 2007

Greg

The fastest growing army on the internet,
(Don't look that up)

Dude 1: Yo I just discovered pizza toppings!
Dude 2: WOAH! Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet!
Dude 3: Greg
Dude 1, 2 &3: Greg Greg Greg

by Vikkstar123 is bad. May 25, 2020

Gregged

Go way beyond your limits when drinking i.e. 2 standard drinks

"Dude did you see Mike last night?"
"Yeah dude he was so gregged after those 2 xpa"

by Sea_Sick March 25, 2019

Greg

Bitch nigger

Greg is a bitch nigger

by Calling out you May 25, 2018

Greg

For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.

Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.

It will drive them crazy for sure.

**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.

#weaintgotnogreg

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

Greg

For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.

Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.

"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018