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Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.
While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."
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Gorilla Wipes

Another name for "toilet paper". The sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. So it is now the wipes of a gorilla.
Connor: "Yo Haley, You alright in there? Your sounding like a fucking Gorilla"

Haley: "Yo Bitch, Can you get me some Gorilla Wipes. Ive ran out of toilet paper"
by GorrillaWipes February 23, 2010
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Gorilla Tag

The best vr game in the world
It may be free, but the hospital bills and the furniture you have to pay for after playing are not
We do not hold responsibility of any injury
Terms and conditions apply.
by Fasterdolphin13 March 7, 2022
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Black Gorilla

A dumb ass that doesn't know what he/she's doing. Basically a retard
by ksawier14 May 4, 2020
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Gorilla Mash

The name given to the sexual act of Jizzing on your partners face (Facial). Similar to a gorilla mask but without the pubic hair

Also known as a Facial or Pulling Out
Dave: You give her a gorilla mask?

Cameron: Nah i had no hair.

Dave: So a gorilla mash.
by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012
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gorillas in the mist

while a nonblack guy is f00kin a girl in a foggy field he busts and runs. then a bunch of black guys run in and take her. obviously they do stuff to her. BUTT STUFF. DOUBLE BUTT STUFF.
zach: so howd u get ridda miranda?
jesse:i set her up with some gorillas in the mist. i think that got the message across.
by kaseykannibal November 10, 2008
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Gorilla Grip

n. An adult who is unaware of their physical strength and subsequently breaks everything they touch.
You broke yet another glass Gorilla Grip!

Do not touch my things with your Gorilla Grip!

Don't let Gorilla Grip have it or it will be shattered in minutes.
by MorticiaKell October 27, 2010
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