A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
Get the Aztec flicker gooningmug. When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."
Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"
Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
by da wong mang July 24, 2023
Get the gooningmug. You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
by dointricksonit April 1, 2025
Get the Goon Triggermug. When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.
Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.
by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025
Get the Apocalyptic Goonmug. by Ligmabosack April 30, 2025
Get the Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goonmug. Goon Time/Gooning
Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.
Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.
by Neutral Pliz August 9, 2024
Get the Goon Timemug.