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Wet German

A sexual act involving a burly, bearded German who has had a meal of sausage and beer, and has the juices from both caught in his facial-hair. With these juices covering his beard and mouth, the German performs fellatio on a woman, coming away with a sloppy-mix of food and sexual liquid on his face.
"Did you see all that weird, greasy crap in his beard? That guy looks like he gave a wet German!"
by Eyeconspicuous May 3, 2009
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Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.
That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.
by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010
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German Gasmask

When you put your nose in between a female's ass cheeks and proceed to eat her twat out while she is giving you a handjob.
Ronald : "I really wanted to eat this girl out and get a handjob at the same time."

Marty : "Did you put your nose between her ass cheeks?"

Ronald : "Yeah"

Marty : "Dude, that's a German Gasmask"
by Intrutionz October 18, 2009
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German Margarita

Is when someone squeezes lime juice into the anus and then lick your finger and dip it in salt and ram that puppy up there.
Last week I had a German Margarita and I still burns when I take a dump.
by El Diablo Culo September 21, 2006
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German S'more

When a man cums on a girl's chest, then craps on her. During sex they smear it around and then the girl eats it.
Hey man! Did i tell you about the hilarious German S'more I gave that chick from the party on Saturday?
by Republicrayon February 11, 2009
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Dirty German

Fornicating with a sweaty armpit. Preferably unshaven.
"Dude, when that bitch passed out I gave her a dirty German!"
"Sweet!"
by TCK82 February 8, 2008
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German Backpacking

Shitting in a plastic bag and hitting your partner round the face during sex with it
Me and my girl love German backpacking to change the atmosphere in the bedroom
by Immunocompromised May 5, 2015
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