fear

An emotion which, irrespective of whatever previous emotion you were feeling, instantaneously makes you feel like you are going to die, fills your entire body with adrenaline and sends your heart rate off the scale.

Fear was a very useful evolutionary advance for millions of years, keeping mankind one step ahead of predators and snakes and shit but unfortunately it still occurs in trivial situations, such as:

- when you lean back on your chair to the point it feels like it might suddenly tip over

- when you are eating food in the street and you almost drop a bit on the floor

- when you have been smoking weed with your bong buddies for a few hours and a group of very tall, charismatic people you haven't met before suddenly show up

- when your girlfriend almost discovers the stash of tranny porn you acquired years ago but completely forgot about...until right now

"Are you coming to the pub?"

"No man I got severely drunk in there last night and exposed myself to everyone. I can't face their accusing eyes until the fear goes away."

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

cock features

someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.

"that boy's face has cock features"

by conor o'niell November 7, 2008

Tail Feather

1: Butt. Usually, but not always, referring to a girl. Popularized by Nelly, P.Diddy, and Murphy Lee in the song "Shake Ya Tailfeather".See booty

"Shake ya Tailfeather!"

by ThE:BiNKY:BaNDiT January 5, 2004

raptors feather

A raptors feather is a sexual act in which the male partner gets his erect penis and tickles their partner with it; hence the word feather.

Aiden gave me a raptors feather last night and girl I had a splendid time!

by Nathan Brecker June 20, 2008

feasel

to kiss repeatedly in a passionate fashion

jane and henry were feaseling in front of my locker, so i was forced to spray tehm with a water hose.

by switch May 5, 2003

Dork and Feasel

The act of a male alternating between anal and vaginal penetration at a fast pace to create a sucking sound from both orifices

I was swapping holes so fast on that bitch I created a vacuum that sounded like dork and feasel!

by Eric43 March 18, 2008

Fearless

The greatest movie of all time.

Jet Li's last fighting movie, and I'm truly sad to see that little guy go, but man is this movie gonna rock...

Doug: "Hey man, what's the number one movie you want to see this summer?"

Kirk: "What?! How could you even ask a question like that? I'm gonna see Fearless like 5 times! It's Jet Li's last action epic."

Doug: "Oh. I guess I'm just a douche then."

by Kurk Rannen May 30, 2006