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fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.
Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.
by doonga May 17, 2013
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bowl fairy

one who carries a shared smoking device around a room so as to avoid forcing others to get up from their seats, maintaining the rotation.
Bring me that dro, bowl fairy.
by nonanon9001 April 5, 2011
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fairy flare

A term used to describe glow sticks. Typically used in reference to candy kids that dance with them at raves.
Yo son, did you see that noodle waving his fairy flares around?
by melchomis June 23, 2007
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Fairy Breading

Pouring 100's & 1000's (sprinkles) into your partners arsehole or vagina then smothering your penis with butter, fucking the chosen orifice until you have a good coating of both the butter and sprinkles on your penis then get your partner to suck it off
"Hey baby want to come back to my place for some fairy breading"
by Fridge7171 August 24, 2021
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Fairy Jane

A combination of Absinthe and Marijuana.

It is a portmanteau of the slang for Absinthe ("Green Fairy") and the slang for Marijuana ("Mary Jane").
I decided to follow up my delicious glass of absinthe with a few hits of marijuana. I lovingly refer to this concoction as Fairy Jane.

Fairy Jane is better than my typical Saturday night out that consists of excessive drinking of fairly decent alcohol, or only a few hits of pot.
by Death Swoon February 12, 2010
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Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies
Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)
by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011
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Fuckle Fairy

a flaming homosexual who loves to have promiscuous sex.

could also be used as a swear word when angry.
"man that guy is a total fuckle fairy"
"yeah he's really gay"

"AHH FUCKLE FAIRY, MY COMPUTER CRASHED"
by jdogbuddy November 30, 2009
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