Ethan

The act of laying on a couch for multiple hours with a laptop laying on your belly and munching on a bag of generic chips, all while in a catatonic state.

"Hey bro, have you heard of Ethaning?"

"Nah, what it is it?"

"Well to Ethan is like Tebowing, but for stoners."

by DougsForDays August 14, 2014

Ethan

The worst guy you will ever meet. He will first make you fall for him and you may date but he will never hang out with you and then get his ugly friend to dump you because he is a pussy and too scared to do it himself!He will go date his Ex and a few of your friends and you will feel like shit! THIS HAPPENED TO ME I HATE ETHANS!

My Ex named Ethan is a literal Dick

by NVrzs=5-kngh, February 16, 2018

Ethan

a faggot who plays fortnite and screams at the TV for no reason, ethans also wear a lot of Nike like a cringy 6th grader. Ethans also like to hit on older girls who are weird

"What the fuck!!! I died on on fortnite" Shut up Ethan your a fag

by chickentendie123 December 27, 2018

Ethan

When you look into his eyes you puke. When you see his hair you pass out from how disgusting it looks. When your having a bad day it will get even worst when yo see his face. Their is no point in time when he is not acting or looking disgusting.

" I hate you Ethan! Your so gross!" says the girl.

by 1002003000 February 11, 2019

Ethan

A man who cannot read.

Wow, I can't believe Ethan is 20 and he still cannot read

by SenatorRert April 25, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person you hate being around. Usually Ethan’s are homosexual and are very ugly. If you see an Ethan run the other direction quickly before he tries to rape you.

Hey watch out he’s an Ethan, I heard they are very gay and like to rape older men

by Littlejimmy778 February 11, 2018

Ethan

Skylar's boyfriend not Haydens don't claim him bc Skylar loves him alot...

Bro your dating Ethan!?

by Skylar101123 July 2, 2019