That guy is such an ethan
by MinecraftGoat December 18, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. ethan, a perfect human. he’s funny and nice and probably has more than one pet. he is very sarcastic but will open up to you. he loves to sing and act.
by yummy bath water February 8, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Damn that’s an Ethan
by YungYeeter21 April 4, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. That kid Ethan has a hot sister
by Mi pp itches November 28, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.